Army Cadence - My Old Granny is 91 lyrics
When my granny was ninety-one,
She did PT just for fun.
When my granny was ninety-two,
She did PT better than you.
When my granny was ninety-five,
She did PT to stay alive.
When my granny was ninety-six,
She did PT just for kicks.
When my granny was ninety-seven,
She up and died and went to heaven.
She met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
She said, "Gee, St. Peter, I hope I'm not late."
St. Peter said with a big ol' grin,
"Get down Granny and knock out ten."
Granny replied with a big old smile,
"Hell, no, St. Peter, I got a profile."